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Climate Gods

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:25 am
by bobtrx
I've just spent the day helping my son build a bird cage 4 metres X 3 metres for his newly acquired cockatoo ( aust bird ) . it was 42 degrees here to-day . Came inside switch on the air con , grab a beer and died in a chair . I'm pumping salt tablets into the old body to stops the fu-k'n cramps , News time on the TV and what do I see all you folk on the top side of the planet in snow and more snow and temperatures that our thermometers don't even read . you poor folk must be ripping down the back fences ( wood) and burning 'm or what ever it is you do to stay warm . We could get the women folk to knit beanies and scarfs for you if needed . I've seen the snow twice in my mongrel life and that was 2 times too many so my heart goes out to you in your hour of cold. Now I see on the weather TV we are in for a extreme fire day this monday , maybe some one over your way could send a parcel of cold weather to help us . Climate change is going from the top to the bloody bottom of this ball called earth. Look after yourselves kids

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 11:25 am
by Red Rex
Everywhere here is so white and pretty !!!
I've just spent the first of my free time this week clearing a path from the car to the door and another so I can get to the bird table to put some food out for the poor little creatures.
Finally got a clear path. And guess what .... it's just started bloody snowing again !!!

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:00 pm
by G Beale
Ahhh fook off Bob would ya. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:37 pm
by slow codger
:twisted: You missed the dot out Bob, its -4.4 here at the moment, wonder if I can fit outrigger skis on the bike lol.

Dave E

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:23 pm
by Jak
bobtrx wrote: you poor folk must be ripping down the back fences ( wood) and burning 'm or what ever it is you do to stay warm . We could get the women folk to knit beanies and scarfs for you if needed
Yes and yes ... !!!!!

Where I live now, I rely on open fires to heat this old/draughty house ... looks great and is very cosy ... but f'g hell it's hard work in weather like this!!! Fortunately a friend delivered a trailer-load of logs last week, just before the snow arrived here. It was 3 days before I could get the car out and go get food! I hope we have a hot summer to make up for this!!!

On the plus side the kids in the village are happy - school was shut for two days ... they spent their time sledging down a bloody great hill on anything they could lay their hands on ... there were a few nice sledges, body-boards, plastic bags and even a tractor tyre and a road sign. I'm gonna destroy a suitcase later to make sure mini-me has something good for the next load of snow that's due tonight/tomorrow :D (sledges are out of stock everywhere now - and no roasting trays left at the supermarket today either!!!!)

I hope the fires aren't too bad Bob ... stay safe x

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:08 pm
by Glyn
went to the car yesterday and temp said +3C which I could tell was cobblers, but when the car warmed the electronics enough it went down to -12C. I went to work and saw a guy on a old Honda 125 going the other way on packed snow !! Hats off to you mate.

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:16 am
by bobtrx
My thermometer said 42 today again and 43 tomorrow , the cage is done , now we wait for the cold to come

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Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:37 am
by Glyn
you sure that cage is strong enough mate? I mean it may "muscle up to the bars, bend them apart and Voom!"


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Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:37 pm
by devlin
Jak wrote:(sledges are out of stock everywhere now - and no roasting trays left at the supermarket today either!!!!)
You'll get plenty of sledges on here and McDonald's trays are perfect for the odd snowy day. Free as well. :P

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:24 pm
by Jak
I customised a suitcase lid :D works great!!! The snow's frozen now though so it's a bit bumpy and fast for the kids ... good fun though :D

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:21 pm
by Mincehead
-12 pah,lighweight temperatures!
In Scotland we had -22.2 one night,albeit up in the Highlands.I`ve had to buy tweezers just to take a friggin piss! :lol:
Hey Bob,I`ve a friend in Perth that tells me the Galah`s have been dying in the heat. :(

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:35 pm
by Jak
Mincehead wrote:I`ve had to buy tweezers just to take a friggin piss! :lol:
Maybe that's what this guy was trying to do then ....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -pipe.html
:twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:38 pm
by Mincehead
VERY likely Jak. :roll:
Sexual deviency should be restricted to being an indoor sport. :lol:

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:23 pm
by HolerTogni
Hi bob!

Thank you for your compassion - but here in just lightly snowy Munich the snow still is fun:

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(This is a picture of last years "Historic Ice Trophy" in Altenmarkt / Austria)

Was out to play yesterday with my slalom car (BMW 325i) and showed a good friend of mine (who only drives front wheel drive cars [-X ) how to really go through the curves :shock: :twisted: 8)

Funny greetings from Munich!

Re: Climate Gods

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:10 pm
by Baasm
here its fuk'n cold...