Yamaha TRX850 Enthusiasts Forum

I can't quite make up my mind of a caption for this photo
So help me

" The gospel according to ........?"

Bloke on the right of the picture:

"Here lads, look at this, I`m due in two weeks"

Bloke in the middle:

"Now when it`s born you need to give it a good telling of how you expect it to grow up, bikes, birds and beer, that`s all you need in life son!"

Bloke on the left, completely awestruck, he didn`t know the condom had split!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!

the stumps just that much too short to rest your gut on

Orange wheels I tell ya, Orange wheels! it hits ya right here.

"Do my guts look fat in this?"

Merry Christmas Ash

sherlock wrote:"Do my guts look fat in this?"

Merry Christmas Ash

Likewise Scott

Soooo, is that it, is that the best you got???
Pathetic I say, bloody pathetic.

Hey Mincehead,
Can't wait to visit .... and let your tyres down

rbaron25 wrote:Hey Mincehead,
Can't wait to visit .... and let your tyres down

AAAAARKEYE better off taking them off and putting them round a speed/redlight camera and burning it..Sacraficing them and Doin something for the people..He'll apreciate that...Become a MINCEHEAD marta to the cause Be like a Scottish version of Pauline Hanson

Okay Mincehead let your tyres down then sacrifice them in a burning ritual to the anti speed camera ninja.

Let my tyres down? Wicked boy, you should buy stronger condoms, biker grade, that`s what you need.
When you get a sweat on you can actually burn rubber!
I`m down in the south of England, soft southern pussies crawling along the M25 at 10 mph this morning, I was clogging the Scandinavian biker bus (Volvo) at 50 in the outside lane, no chance of getting stuck in the snow if you keep up a good average speed and leave plenty of room between yourself and any other drivers.
Those same numpties eventually led to the M25 being closed as when they got stuck it ground to a halt.Even in the snow I like to drive fast!
Would have been great fun on a good big single crosser.

" I feel as if I'm talking to a green post!"

dandywarhol wrote:" I feel as if I'm talking to a green post!"

yer he;s probibly a new age sensitive post and his friend and I can hear the other post yelling and ranting cause it suffers short post syndrome